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Um... sorry officer. My cat died
IOL - 4 Sep, 08:40
My cat died. That's the oldest excuse in the book. But for one Japanese man it was the absolute truth.
Careful of that zebra crossing
IOL - 4 Sep, 08:40
A peculiar sight greeted early-morning drivers in Moscow.
Internet campaign launched to move Tony Blair's book
Telegraph - 4 Sep, 07:50
Tony Blair's controversial book finds itself in new section in bookshops.
Bar's license revoked due to horses
UPI - 4 Sep, 02:10
British licensing officials said they revoked a license from the landlord of a bar after he allowed people to ride horses into the establishment.
Whole rat found in can of beans
UPI - 4 Sep, 02:10
British health authorities say a cook discovered a whole rat upon opening a catering-sized can of baked beans.
Man driven 'crazy' after death of pet cat
ABC Online - 4 Sep, 01:30
A Japanese man drove the wrong way down an expressway for 90 kilometres and broke through five police barricades because his cat had died, he told police.
Strip Monopoly assault charges dropped
UPI - 4 Sep, 01:00
Charges against a British man who allegedly assaulted two women while playing strip Monopoly were dropped when the women declined to testify.
Gator killed in Mich. corn field
UPI - 4 Sep, 01:00
A Michigan man said he killed a 34-inch alligator he discovered in a field while picking sweet corn.
Baby born in car is couple's second
UPI - 4 Sep, 01:00
An Ohio couple whose son was born in the front seat of their pickup truck said their first son also was born in a car on the way to the hospital.
Texting bailiff banned from court
UPI - 4 Sep, 01:00
Witnesses said a Texas bailiff banned from a judge's courtroom for not responding to a perceived threat was distracted by text messaging.
Bedbugs gone, mail service restored
UPI - 4 Sep, 01:00
Mail delivery is resuming at a bedbug-infested senior citizen high-rise in Detroit, a spokesman for the US Postal Service says.
'Dancing shrimp' taken off menu after complaints
AZCentral - 3 Sep, 23:50
SACRAMENTO, Calif. - A Sacramento restaurant has agreed to stop serving live shrimp after an animal-rights group said the practice was cruel.
Phone box turned into lavatory
Telegraph - 3 Sep, 23:00
A pensioner has found a novel use for an old red telephone box, turning it into a lavatory.
95 snakes found in bag that burst at airport
AZCentral - 3 Sep, 22:10
KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia - A Malaysian man pleaded guilty to wildlife smuggling after his bag bursting with 95 live boa constrictors broke open on a luggage conveyer belt at ...
Goodwill donation includes pistol, grenade, pot
AZCentral - 3 Sep, 19:40
ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. - Just in case it wasn't clear: Weapons and drugs don't make good charitable donations.
Illinois police warn of boa on the loose
UPI - 3 Sep, 19:00
Authorities in an Illinois town are warning residents to be on the lookout for an escaped or stolen 9-foot boa constrictor.
Woman fears police will use nude pix
UPI - 3 Sep, 19:00
An Illinois woman police say is a suspect in a car vandalism case says she fears what officers will do with the nude pictures on her confiscated cellphone.
2-year-old kicks smoking habit
UPI - 3 Sep, 19:00
An Indonesian 2-year-old who made international headlines with his smoking habit has successfully kicked the nicotine addiction, an official said.
Researcher blasts 'Sex Week' events
UPI - 3 Sep, 19:00
A Massachusetts researcher said 'Sex Week' events at many major US universities should change their focus from 'entertainment' to 'health and safety.'
Teen accidentally texts sheriff to buy pot
AZCentral - 3 Sep, 18:30
HELENA, Mont. - General rule of thumb: when looking to buy marijuana, don't text the sheriff.
Man says he's caught 1,000 species of fish
UPI - 3 Sep, 17:40
Anglers are often chided about 'the one that got away,' but a British man's claim is really fishy.
School in gay kookaburra song row
BBC - 3 Sep, 17:40
An Australian head teacher is under fire after removing the word gay from the famous song Kookaburra Sits in the Old Gum Tree.
Cops: Woman zaps self, brother with stun gun
AZCentral - 3 Sep, 17:20
NORTH EAST, Pa. - Police said an Erie-area woman somehow managed to zap both herself and her brother with a stun gun during a drunken dispute.
French town builds UFO landing pad
Telegraph - 3 Sep, 17:00
A small town in France that built the country's only council-funded UFO landing pad has received its first craft after a 34 year wait.
Paris metro body heat to help warm building
Reuters - 3 Sep, 16:50
The warmth generated by human bodies in the Parisian metro will help heat a public housing project in the city centre.
Baby carrots packaged as junk food for children
Newslite.tv - 3 Sep, 16:40
Farmers in the US have hit upon a cunning way of trying to encourage kids to eat more healthilyaE¦ by packaging their produce them a junk food.
German party mistakenly hands out porn pens to kids
Reuters - 3 Sep, 16:20
To sweeten their first day at primary school German children are normally given a cardboard cone filled with sweets, but schoolchildren in Essen this year opened their cones ...
Ants 'attack African elephants to protect their home'
Metro - 3 Sep, 16:20
Ants may be hundreds of times smaller than an African elephant but when it comes to protecting their homes they are fearless.
Joy Division designer tackles England footie strip
Register - 3 Sep, 16:10
Football minnows Bulgaria face an uphill struggle in their forthcoming clash with England, because not only will they confront some of the most talented ...
Minister: 'Drinking, smoking helps Russia'
Digital Spy - 3 Sep, 15:40
Russia's finance minister reportedly urges citizens to drink and smoke to raise tax revenue.
Simon Pegg sends live message to space
Digital Spy - 3 Sep, 15:40
Simon Pegg sends a message to space to introduce The Beatles' 'Tomorrow Never Knows'.
The science behind kicking a football like a girl
Newslite.tv - 3 Sep, 15:30
Scientists say they've finally discovered science behind why men are able to kick a football harder than women.
World's oldest beer recovered from shipwreck
Newslite.tv - 3 Sep, 14:20
Divers have recovered what's thought to be the world's oldest beer from a 200-year-old shipwreck in the Baltic Sea.
Horses ridden into South London pub
Digital Spy - 3 Sep, 13:20
A pub in Bexley is closed after several horses are ridden into it on a number occasions.
Twin pandas born in Japan
Telegraph - 3 Sep, 13:20
A Japanese Zoo has unveiled twin baby panda's to the public for the first time.
Court bans sandwiches due to 'missile' fears
Telegraph - 3 Sep, 13:20
Lawyers, reporters and visitors have been banned from taking sandwiches into a court building to prevent them being used as missiles.
Dancing merengue dog becomes an online hit
Newslite.tv - 3 Sep, 13:10
A video of a golden retriever dancing the Merengue - while wearing a sparkly green dress - has become a hit on YouTube.
Electric candle tops 20 most useless gadgets list
Newslite.tv - 3 Sep, 13:10
The electric candle has been named as the most useless gadget of all time.
Tourist treat in Berlin - city's famous toilets
Reuters - 3 Sep, 12:40
For tourists tired of traditional sightseeing tours, one Berlin tour guide is offering something altogether different: a tour of Berlin's public conveniences.
Pictures of the day: 3 September 2010
Telegraph - 3 Sep, 12:10
Panda dog, buffalo boy, revolving house, and banana vending machine.
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